Best Nob(ama)el Peace Prize Jokes

Hey folks. Please comment below to add your favorite jokes from today’s Obama/Nobel fiasco. They can be yours or from others. Some of my favorites so far:

“I hope he blames Bush for this, too!” –Me. Is that narcissistic of me? Whatever…can’t be as bad as accepting the Nobel Peace Prize for doing zero.

“This just in. I received an Academy Award this morning because I promised to write, produce and direct the greatest movie ever made some day” –Jamie Clarke

“Yeah it’s like getting a college degree from a state school for drinking and screwing around for 4 years…………………..” –Bob Sempsey

“BREAKING NEWS:
Obama has just won the MVP award in the American League.” –Jamie Clarke

“I hope Kanye interrupts his acceptance speech…” –Jamie Clarke

[RE: Jamie Clarke] “Yo, I’m real happy for you, ima let you finish… But JFK was one of the best presidents OF ALL TIME!!” –Angel Sanchez

And just as a reminder for all of you who missed it, here’s President Obama’s unofficial list of accomplishments